Things I Didn't Win on Ebay This Weekend
Clearly, my luck has taken a sad turn. I can't seem to catch an Ebay break. So, instead of sharing with you the fabulous goodies I snagged for a song on Ebay, I'll let you peek at the Big Ones That Got Away.
First up, the glorious red Corona typewriter above. I was convinced no one but me saw this beauty languishing around the $10-$15 price range. I was wrong. The bidding took a frantic turn and left me with my pocketbook hanging open. Craving this typewriter brought me nothing but heartache and the understanding that no, I cannot run with the big dogs.
What are these? I've never seen anything like them before, and can only assume they're little pillow-like attachables to make slamming the keyboard a little less, well, slammin'. I can't decide if these were a good idea, or a terrible mess. Did the typist have to dodge flying cushions when (not if) they detached mid-memo? And why "Park Avenue"? I'll never know. A badly-timed phone call yanked my attention away at precisely the wrong moment. Bye-bye, key cushions.
This perfect collection of vintage stationery began at around $10. Who else on the planet needs this worse than I do? No one, I tell you. Not one soul. I would have won these, too, if my computer hadn't chose the last half-minute of the auction to do its weekly virus update. Pop-ups stole my Ebay stationery, and I may never recover.
Unlike the stationery fiasco, I'm fairly certain the person(s) who drove up the price of this vintage paper are people I know. Scallywags, all of them. Just look at that box - couldn't you die? I'm dying a little every time I think about it.
This bizarre piece of political history needs no explanation. You know why I wanted it. It would be fascinating, though to know who the four bidders were, because it's always comforting to know there are others out there functioning just a half-bubble off center. I have no idea why I missed this one. Just looked away for a second and it was gone.
I'm not bitter about losing these Ebay auctions. Well, not all of them. I'd like to find the old bidding mojo again, though, because all this losing is beginning to make me look bad. I fear for my Ebay street-cred, and with good reason.
When my typewriter friends post elegant Hiawatha-watermarked typecasts, don't worry. I'll put on a brave face.